Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Cami's Horse Jokes

Q: What horse is never hungry?

A: A Foal. (Full)


Q: What horse costs only 25 cents?

A: A quarter horse.


Q: What time does the horse have to go to the dentist?

A: Tooth-hurty. (2:30)


Q: What horse lives by the ocean?

A: A Bay.


Q: What did the horse say when it fell?

A: I can't giddy-up.


Q: When does a horse talk?

A: Whinny he wants to.


Q: What horse is good at being a friend?

A: A Pal-omeno.


Q: What horse loves to dream?

A: A dream horse.


Q: What is a horses favorite food?

A: A filly cheese steak.


Q: What horse is best at being an artist?

A: A Paint.